Alcohol [n.] A Drink That Makes Bad Decisions Look Good

This Alcohol Tastes Like I Am Not Going Work Tomorrow

Alcohol My Favorite Solution

Alcohol Because No Great Story Starts With Salad

Alcohol, The Cause Of And Solution To All Of Life’s Problems

Technically, According To Chemistry, Alcohol Is A Solution

Alcohol Is Not The Answer. Alcohol Is The Question. Yes Is The Answer

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If You Do Not Remember, It Never Happened

That’s What I Do. I Drink And I Know Things

Dear Liver Today Will Be A Rough One, Stay Strong

Tonight’s Forecast, 99% Chance Of Wine

Alcohol Answer, Makes You Forget The Question

When I Have Read About The Evils Of Alcohol, I Gave Up Reading

My Life Is 50% Wondering It Is Too Late To Drink Coffee, And 50% Wondering If It Is Too Late To Drink Alcohol

Will Work For Alcohol

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Sometimes When I’m Bored, I Drink Water Just To Shock My Liver!>

But First Alcohol

Today’s Good Mood Sponsored By Alcohol

Alcohol Is The Answer, Sorry Can’t Remember The Question

Don’t Abuse Alcohol…Just Drink It!

Nobody Understands Me Like Alcohol

I Have Mixed Drinks About Feelings

My Wife Has An Alcohol Problem, Me!

You Can’t Drink All Day If You Don’t Start In The Morning

You And Alcohol Make Me Crazy

I Got 99 Problems, And Beer Solves All Of Them