#317 Quotes One day my wife’s credit card got stolen… what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!
#316 Quotes Hey my Valentine, our love story is so amazing that Disney should put us in their next movie.
#315 Quotes My Wife Has An Alcohol Problem, Me!
#314 Quotes I Have Mixed Drinks About Feelings
#313 Quotes Nobody Understands Me Like Alcohol
#312 Quotes Don’t Abuse Alcohol…Just Drink It!
#311 Quotes Alcohol Is The Answer, Sorry Can’t Remember The Question
#310 Quotes Today’s Good Mood Sponsored By Alcohol
#309 Quotes But First Alcohol
#308 Quotes Sometimes When I’m Bored, I Drink Water Just To Shock My Liver!