#332 Quotes Don’t wait for things to get better. Life will always be complicated. Learn to be happy right now, otherwise, you’ll run out of time.
#331 Quotes Everyone appreciates your honesty until you are honest with them. Then, you’re an asshole.George Carlin
#327 Quotes Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.
#326 Quotes I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a “cell” phone.
#325 Quotes What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.
#324 Quotes Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening.
#322 Quotes Most of the time… when you’re crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time… when you’re worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time… when you’re happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time…
#321 Quotes My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.
#320 Quotes If one door closes and another door opens… your house is probably haunted.
#319 Quotes Beautiful things happen when you distance yourself from negativity.