#325 Quotes What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.
#324 Quotes Your secrets are safe with me… I wasn’t even listening.
#323 Quotes Teachers are the real influencers.
#322 Quotes Most of the time… when you’re crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time… when you’re worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time… when you’re happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time…
#321 Quotes My neighbors were yelling so loud at their kids to clean up their room that out of fear even I started cleaning my room.
#320 Quotes If one door closes and another door opens… your house is probably haunted.
#319 Quotes Beautiful things happen when you distance yourself from negativity.
#318 Quotes Don’t be stupid, it might make you famous.
#317 Quotes One day my wife’s credit card got stolen… what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!
#316 Quotes Hey my Valentine, our love story is so amazing that Disney should put us in their next movie.