#327 Quotes Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.
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#326 Quotes I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a “cell” phone.
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#322 Quotes Most of the time… when you’re crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time… when you’re worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time… when you’re happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time…
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#320 Quotes If one door closes and another door opens… your house is probably haunted.
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#318 Quotes Don’t be stupid, it might make you famous.
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#285 Quotes Alcohol [n.] A Drink That Makes Bad Decisions Look Good This Alcohol Tastes Like I Am Not Going Work Tomorrow Alcohol My Favorite Solution Alcohol Because No Great Story Starts With Salad Alcohol, The Cause Of And Solution To All Of Life’s Problems Technically, According To Chemistry, Alcohol Is A Solution Alcohol Is …
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#284 Quotes Alcohol, The Cause Of And Solution To All Of Life’s Problems
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#283 Quotes Alcohol Because No Great Story Starts With Salad
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#282 Quotes Alcohol My Favorite Solution
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#281 Quotes This Alcohol Tastes Like I Am Not Going Work Tomorrow