#326 Quotes
2020-01-24
#326 Quotes I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a “cell” phone.Read More →
#322 Quotes
2020-01-23
#322 Quotes Most of the time… when you’re crying, nobody notices your tears. Most of the time… when you’re worried, nobody feels your pain. Most of the time… when you’re happy, nobody sees your smile. But when you fart just one time…Read More →
#320 Quotes
2020-01-23
#320 Quotes If one door closes and another door opens… your house is probably haunted.Read More →
#285 Quotes
2020-01-07
#285 Quotes Alcohol [n.] A Drink That Makes Bad Decisions Look Good This Alcohol Tastes Like I Am Not Going Work Tomorrow Alcohol My Favorite Solution Alcohol Because No Great Story Starts With Salad Alcohol, The Cause Of And Solution To All Of Life’s Problems Technically, According To Chemistry, AlcoholRead More →
#284 Quotes
2020-01-07
#284 Quotes Alcohol, The Cause Of And Solution To All Of Life’s ProblemsRead More →