Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
I will splinter the CIA into a thousand pieces and scatter it into the winds. John F. Kennedy
#65 Quotes Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them.James Baldwin
#332 Quotes Don’t wait for things to get better. Life will always be complicated. Learn to be happy right now, otherwise, you’ll run out of time.
#331 Quotes Everyone appreciates your honesty until you are honest with them. Then, you’re an asshole.George Carlin
#329 Quotes If you think nobody cares if you’re alive try missing a couple of payments.
#328 Quotes Dear lord, please don’t let my husband be home when all my online orders arrive.
#327 Quotes Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.
#326 Quotes I finally realized that people are prisoners of their phones… that’s why it’s called a “cell” phone.
#325 Quotes What is the best thing to do when you have a hole in a boat and water is leaking inside? Make another hole to drain the water.