#328 Quotes Dear lord, please don’t let my husband be home when all my online orders arrive.
#317 Quotes One day my wife’s credit card got stolen… what a relief it was to find that the thief spends less than my wife!
#315 Quotes My Wife Has An Alcohol Problem, Me!
#279 Marriage Quotes If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.
#265 Quotes A Good Wife Always Forgive Her Husband When She’s Wrong
#256 Drinking Quotes If I Am Too Drunk Take Me To My Wife
#256 Drinking Quotes I Am The Wife If I Am Too Drunk Take Me To My Wife>
In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
#330 Quotes My wife loves me so much, she tries her best to attract me to her. The other day she put on a perfume that smells like a computer.